An American takes a trip to China on holiday. After he gets there, he likes the place and most of all the women. Obviously, he becomes very sexually promiscuous and forgets to use protection [a condom] while at play.
He returns to the US after his holidays and about 10 days later, he finds out while showering that his penis was covered with purple and green warts.
Terrified, he rushes to a Doctor. The doctor, seeing something like this for the first time asks the man to undergo some tests and requests him to visit him in two days.
The man returns to the Doctor only to be told that he has contracted Mongolian VD, something that is very rare and virtually unheard of in America. Unfortunately, very little of it is known in America.
The man is a bit shocked but pulls himself together and requests the Doctor to give him a shot or some medication so as to fix him up.
The doctor is pale and he replies that as there is no known cure, they may have to amputate his p*nis.
The man screams in horror, and asks for a second opinion.
The doctor says that he is most welcome for a second opinion but as of then, surgery seems to be the only choice.
The next day, the man goes to meet a Chinese doctor, hoping that he would be in a better position to advise figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims that it applears that he has definitely contlacted Mongolian VD, which is a vely lare disease.
The guy says to the doctor: Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but tell me what to do as my American doctor wants to operate and amputate my p*nis?'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs 'Amelican docta, always wanting to opelate as he wants to make more money. The Chinese Doctor assures him that there is no need to opelate!
Phew.....thank the lord, the man says.
You don't worry says the Chinese doctor to the guy
Wait for another two weeks and the thing would fall off on its own and you get to save money
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